FICTION

* PHOBIA Science Fiction story. The toughest Sergeant in the galaxy must overcome his secret fear....or die.
* REV. ELSWOOD AND THE PINK PETTICOAT Surely a bunch of bumpkins have the smarts to remove a kitten from a petticoat without damage to either...or do they?
* REV. ELSWOOD AND THE RABID SQUIRREL Some squirrels have two legs.
* LETTERS FROM FARLEY Isn't iconoclasm a blast? If you don't know what that means, check out Farley.